Exitwa and the Witwamamas

NUMBER ONE

What I would prefer is cold tanks and clean hosed overlords welcomed by super saints in skimpy suits.

NUMBER TWO

Five long years, since I trotted out one of your mysteries on paper. Every time I’m underfoot or overhang - McPhang. I dream of style queen Exitwa and her roving band of Witwamamas.

NUMBER THREE

Bombeck Bob and the Bobcats met with the Witwamamas on Thursday. Exitwa was absent. Telegraph said she was hangin’ with McPhang and the super-saints came by. Skimpy suits and Scooter Scampy - gin and tonic, nothing fancy.

NUMBER FOUR

Bombeck Bob spent time with you in a cold tank, Tassy. I know your rhyme - sly and sassy. No Bobcats round on that day, Bessy. Twist my arm harder with your leg tied round. No more of the cold, cold, cold tank. No more of the baby bobby bob bank. There’s a light in the mountain. Exitwa’s returning with the super-saints.

NUMBER FIVE

Sweet salmon soup and the bell rang twice for Henry. "Seen it on the mountain, caught wind round yonder dale. There’s sweet sauce in the raindrops and chicken in the hail."
"Well ain’t it Chester, knockin’ - and a ringing on my bell. Ring that shit just one more time and I’ll kick your ass to hell."

NUMBER SIX

Henry gathered forces. Chester gathered peas. "Exitwa’s getting closer. I can smell her on the breeze." Seventeen minutes of mania as Witwamama bobcat breezecakes address acrowd of desert loving adrenaline junkies - one had a herring for a whistle.

NUMBER SEVEN

It’s like saying packaged food will bring on the apocalypse. It’s like igniting a cataclysmic brigade beneath the nether-corporations who fake us out with ingredient lists, and waving menacing soup spoons. What would the super saints think?

NUMBER EIGHT

Dinner time toadstool as I see skimpy super sammy walking the way to Winston. The whole deal’s gonna break down with this guy around. Where’s the overlord?

NUMBER NINE

Overlord in the cold tank is wildly lost. Each breath and word spasm sammy takes a whisky steam vista- gabling through to his toe. McPhang would be proud.

NUMBER TEN

I prefer clean hosed overlords and cold tanks to wet clothed overlords and no thanks. Even with the saints and the Witwamamas together in a golden olden cold tank won’t take this overlord overboard.

NUMBER ELEVEN

Exitwa is angry. Had she missed the meet down with Bombeck Bob and the Bobcats? Were the Witwamamas in revolt? Would Witwamamas milk the good name of Exitwa?

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